Last year, we did not have a successful Mother's Day. No, even after I prepared a neat little list of what was required of the holiday, you failed me. FAILED ME. In case you forgot, I was nine months pregnant and planned a lovely weekend to Monterrey. We went to the aquarium, stayed at a hotel with a pool and took you to Chili's. It was a disaster. There was fighting, so much fighting. Instead of "I love you" I was told that I was hated. We ate crappy food and got up early. It was bad.
History will not repeat itself. Understand? This year you will abide by the following rules:
- No fighting
- No telling mommy you hate her, or that you wish she were dead.
- No terrible hotel continental breakfast
- No card with a single word: Pirate. I want a card with a whole paragraph about how much you love me.
- You will give me flowers
- We will have seafood for dinner.
- I will sleep in past 7am
- Bonus for a massage
P.S. I love you!!