U Know Your 2 When....

You know your child is two when they

• Master the Art of The Temper Tantrum



• Develop a refined palate (preference for buttered noodles, cold cereal and raisins above and in exclusion of all other foods.)



• Learn to manipulate adults by acts of cuteness.



• Exceed one's expectations in their genius ability to attract food stains and become generally filthy.



• Show a keen appreciation for the word "No!"



• Often refuse the stroller, but do not actually want to walk on own two feet.



• Show a keen appreciation for the word "Uppy!"



• Instinctively select the most expensive personal items and subsequently destroy them.



• Become very particular about fashion. Refuse all clothing items except those with pictures of Spiderman or Sponge Bob.



• Learn to selectively mimic adult conversation. Usually drawn to phrases such as "Oh Damn It!"



• Determine that naps are optional.



• Determine that listening to grown- ups is optional.



• Determine that having one's diaper changed is optional.



• Can melt a heart of stone by three simple words "I wuv you".

Yup my Evan is DEFINITELY TWO!