Please join me for a once and a life time opportunity. For a mere $1999.99 you could join me for my weekend retreat: "Find the beast within; throw The Tantrum of your life."
Your package will include:
- Two nights stay at the fabulous "Playroom on Sacramento Street"*
- Meals from top chef, my mommy. Sample meals include : Macaroni & Cheese with a hint of pureed vegetables of some sort (recipe a variation from Jessica Seinfeld's cookbook), Frozen Waffles with a delicate smothering of Value Time "maple syrup-flavored" product, and her world famous "left over lasagna."
- Workshops addressing the following key areas of tantrum throwing: "Timing is everything, catch them unaware", "Location, Location, Location, a public place should be your destination", and the "Martial arts of tantrum throwing" (learn techniques such as the back arch, and the windmill/spitting leg kick".
- Network and share tips and stories with other local tantrum throwers!
This is a unique opportunity with limited space. Sign up today, you will not regret it!
*Visitors at the "Playroom on Sacramento Street" must supply their own bedding and supply of "pull ups", if required. Nightmare insurance is provided at an additonal cost.