It is 4:15am. A pitter patter of feet in the kitchen. What are you doing up? Regardless of the rumbling in your tummy, you have no business eating at this hour.
The only acceptable explanations for being awake at 4:20 are as follows:
- You are a rooster
- You are a farmer with cows to milk and chickens to attend to.
- You are an eager tourist rushing to catch a 6am flight to Cancun
- You are a newspaper delivery person
As far as I can tell you have no feathers, we live in the city and don't own a cow, our travel plans do not include flying the friendly skies and newspaper delivery people don't ride bikes with training wheels. So you should be in bed.
Whats that? Your excuse is what?
Oh you are four.
Right. Makes perfect sense.
I want to be an eager tourist, rushing to catch a flight to Cancun - at any hour of the day! I shouldn't complain - I DID get two weeks off last September, by MYSELF, in the States. But dude, its' June - I need a few days off.
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