Zachary: "Milk please"
Finn (my 2.5 year old nephew): Waives fork in Evan's face almost stabbing him in nose
Zachary: Laughs hysterically
My Sister: "Finn! We don't hit people with forks. Forks are for eating"
Zachary: "I said more milk!!"
Me: "Zachary that is not how we ask for something, how do we ask?"
Zachary: "I wanted the bigger plate! Why did Finn get more than me?"
Me: "He didn't. You have the same amount"
Zachary: "I wanted the MOST! Whaaaaa!"
Finn: Takes toy truck and try to throw it at Evan's head. Misses, but....
My Sister: "Finn we don't throw our toys at people! Do you need a time out?"
Kristoff (my four month old nephew) Whaaaaaa!!!!
And it's only 7:30am.