Merry Christmas pedophiles!
That's right, December 25th came early for you this year. Abercrombie & Fitch is giving you a special gift!
Realizing that this segment of the population must feel alienated and misunderstood the fashion company has acknowledged the needs of perverts everywhere. The company is now marketing a padded, push-up bikini top for eight year olds!
Wow! But this isn't the first time Abercrombie & Fitch has created a product specifically for pedophiles. Remember the thong made for the elementary school crowd?
What's next? Fish-net stockings in size 4T? A leather halter top for school photos? Throw out some suggestions child pornographers, Abercrombie & Fitch appears to be all ears....