Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Abercrombie & Fitch cares.... about pedophiles



Merry Christmas pedophiles!


That's right, December 25th came early for you this year. Abercrombie & Fitch is giving you a special gift!


Realizing that this segment of the population must feel alienated and misunderstood the fashion company has acknowledged the needs of perverts everywhere. The company is now marketing a padded, push-up bikini top for eight year olds!


Wow! But this isn't the first time Abercrombie & Fitch has created a product specifically for pedophiles. Remember the thong made for the elementary school crowd?


What's next? Fish-net stockings in size 4T? A leather halter top for school photos? Throw out some suggestions child pornographers, Abercrombie & Fitch appears to be all ears....


9 comments:

  1. So flippin' embarrassing for them. I hesitate to let my 8-year old daughter wear a two-piece suit at all... unless the top is long... like a tankini.

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  2. Should read "oy vey is right". I hate the spell checker on my IPhone.

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  3. They aren't even bras-they are bikini tops to be worn in public!

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  4. In Hebrew, the right word for this is FASHLA. Technically, I think it means a screw-up, or f**k-up, but it also carries a connotation of shame and embarrassment. What a FASHLA for Abercrombie. They contributed heavily to my feelings of inadequacy as a teenager (they didn't even sell clothing in my size, and I was never fat) and now this? I am embarrassed FOR them, since they clearly don't know enough to be embarrassed for themselves.

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  5. Horrible. Goes right along with heels/platform shoes, lacy underwear, and booty shorts with "sexy" written on the butt that I've seen in the stores.. Im so glad my daughter never even tried to choose those things. She is a teenager now and while I hate her in that bikini - I know its a little different than when she was younger (although hers sure isnt padded!).

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  6. I wonder why the designers aren't being looked at closely and possibly fired. They themselves have to be pedophiles to come up with these ideas.

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