All of the sudden my kid's want nothing more than to be naked. It happens every evening as I am getting dinner ready. Just as I am putting the finishing touches on the healthy meal that will go untouched, I look over to see my two little streakers. Just what starts this off? I can only imagine:
Zack: Evan, I am planning a corporate take-over.
Zack: That's right. I have had just about enough of our "leadership". Mama's gotta be taken down!
Zack: Once I am running this place there are going to be some major changes. I am going to be the grown up!
Evan: Blank look.
Zack: Get this: Bed time-A million o-clock!
Evan: Night-night? I need my da-dow (translation: pillow)
Zack: Also, the tv will be on all of the time. And we will only watch cartoons. No news!
Evan: Can I watch TV now? Can I watch Dago and baby Jagwa? (Translation: Diego and Baby Jaguar).
Zack: Not now. Mommy is in the other room. When I am boss we will eat Subway sandwiches every single day. Or McDonald's. Only meals with "prizes!".
Evan: I'm hungry. I want Milkie.
Zack: Only chocolate Milk! And a new dress code! From now on-all naked-all -the-time!
Evan: I take my diaper off!
Both boys strip down and start running around the house screaming. Naked.