Santa sucks. You know what he brought the Kargas family for Christmas this year?
No, not a hamster, we worked that one out in advance.
It isn't anything you can purchase at a store or even put a ribbon on.
No Lexus, no diamonds, no Ipad II, no smart phone.
The stomach flu. That's what that fat SOB left under the dying tree of holiday joy. It came on fast and furious. I can tell you that at it's height I was contemplating calling an ambulance or a funeral home, it was that bad. Thus far Zack had it, which lead to no less than six loads of laundry because he has yet to master the art of puking in the potty. I have had it, Evan has had it and now, my father-in-law. My husband is a ticking time bomb. Tick-tock-tick-tock. If he comes down with it soon we could possibly still enjoy the New Year holiday and his birthday.
Sadly it has really put a damper to our festivities. This was the first year in many that we celebrated Christmas at our house with the extended family and I am afraid that it will be remembered as the most dreadful holiday on record. Bummer.
Thanks Mr. C, see you next year buddy.