Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Screw you Santa



Santa sucks. You know what he brought the Kargas family for Christmas this year?



No, not a hamster, we worked that one out in advance.



It isn't anything you can purchase at a store or even put a ribbon on.



No Lexus, no diamonds, no Ipad II, no smart phone.






The stomach flu. That's what that fat SOB left under the dying tree of holiday joy. It came on fast and furious. I can tell you that at it's height I was contemplating calling an ambulance or a funeral home, it was that bad. Thus far Zack had it, which lead to no less than six loads of laundry because he has yet to master the art of puking in the potty. I have had it, Evan has had it and now, my father-in-law. My husband is a ticking time bomb. Tick-tock-tick-tock. If he comes down with it soon we could possibly still enjoy the New Year holiday and his birthday.






Sadly it has really put a damper to our festivities. This was the first year in many that we celebrated Christmas at our house with the extended family and I am afraid that it will be remembered as the most dreadful holiday on record. Bummer.






Thanks Mr. C, see you next year buddy.

8 comments:

  1. I am so sorry! I have a huge family (siblings, nieces, nephews) and a few times when we've all gotten together we passed around the flu. Such a nightmare.

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  2. OMG that SUCKS. So sorry you had a vomity Christmas!!

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  3. Oh man, that sucks. SO sorry to hear the news. Hope you guys get healthy soon!!

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  4. How awful! Sorry you all got it. Hope recovery comes fast!

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  5. Aaarggh! That is truly awful! I'm so sorry....but glad to hear everyone (except maybe your Dear Hubby) is on the mend....

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  6. Rachel, wow I didn't realize that Santa delivered the same present to you guys. Luckily we made it till after Christmas dinner. Nursed Cole and put him down, 3 upchucks later... Mateus was next in the morning. Still going with low grade nausea throughout the house. Can you say a stir crazy 5 year old who is ultra active, yikes. Hope it resolves before the new year.

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  7. Oh no fun,. I'm sooo sorry! I hate that for you all!

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  8. That sucks big time! We all still sharing around a depressing bout of bronchitis but anything with vomit involved trumps. You poor thing!

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