Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Peaceful Demonstration Turns Violent At Kargas Inc Corporate HQ

Oakland, CA

A peaceful demonstration turned violent at Kargas Inc company headquarters on Tuesday evening. It has been reported that employees were participating in a protest as a means of drawing  attention to the inhumane working conditions at this 13 year old company. Employees have complained that they are required to follow unfair rules that limit use of television, Ipads and other varieties of media. They have also filed formal complaints about job duties, specifically janitorial/cleaning work that are not believed to be a part of their written job description.

On the evening of Tuesday, August 7, employees could be heard chanting "Not Fair! Not Fair!" But the tension grew when company CEO, Rachel Kargas announced that there would be veggie burgers for dinner. This new piece of information sparked an out and out riot. Spoons and forks were thrown, milk glasses pushed to the ground and Ms. Kargas was verbally assaulted with taunts such as, "You are the meanest person in the whole wide world! We HATE you!"

Ms. Kargas could not be reached for comment but it has been confirmed that senior leadership found her hiding in her office in the fetal position,  with a glass of wine and a copy of 50 Shades of Gray by her side.


  1. Wait until they form a union! Get Scott Walker after them! Great post :)

  2. LOVE these. Stay strong, Ms CEO! :)

  3. funny twist on a frustrating day. :) keep up the great writing!

  4. Sounds like the CEO needs to go out on Stress Leave. Ours has just recently returned to the job after a three week necessary stint in bed, under the covers, with the Fifty Shades Trilogy...
    Good luck!

  5. Hilarious! Have you been labeled part of the "one percent" yet?

    My kids went on strike when their dad started taking too much tax from their ice cream cones before he handed them out. Management held firm . . .