I am an all you can eat flea buffet for our resident pests.
I am a 24-hour diner with a bottomless mug of milk for the baby.
I am a pack-animal, carrying a baby, pushing a stroller and holding a variety of jackets, Hot Wheels, lunch boxes and snacks at any given moment.
I am a mobile waste disposal unit. Please, oh please, give me your used tissues, half-eaten granola bars and the dirty band aid that you just picked up off of the sidewalk.
I am an energizer bunny. No need for sleep here. I just go! Go! Go!
I am a living fun-factory, answering the question "What should we do now?" at least 132 times a day.
I am a birthday party event planner, a social coordinator and a homework monitor.
I am the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy and Hanukkah Harry.
I am Mommy.