Thursday, November 3, 2011

Occupy Kargas Inc?

Dear Kargas Inc. Team,

I know that some of you have been inspired by Occupy Oakland & Wallstreet. We understand your enthusiasm for this effort, however we have heard rumors about "Occupy Kargas Inc" and this concerns us.

As CEO of Kargas Inc, I want to make sure that you are fully informed about our financials. For starters, we are not a profitable organization, furthermore unlike most CEO's in our country I do not receive a salary, nor any bonus what-so-ever. That is correct. NO BONUS!

I also want to insure you that the senior leadership of this organization works incredibly hard. Vacation days? Zero. Sick days? Zero. Holidays? None.

And the hours? Just yesterday I was called into meetings at 12, 2 and 4:30 am. I am not afraid of hard work. Around the clock.

So please, consider the facts before you protest.

But if you must protest please follow the following guidelines:

  • Inside voices.

  • If vandalizing, please use only the Crayola washable markers.

  • Remember to practice non-violence. Usually protesters do not hit each other. There is typically no biting at rallies.

Thank you for your cooperation in these matters.

Warm Regards,



  1. Great blog!!!!!!! They don't know how good they have. Tell them Scott Walker will be there to take 6 percent of their toys away! And no bargaining with management, not even for one more episode of Sponge Bob!

  2. You left out the protest slogans. Most protesters say something more substantative than Poopie Head.

  3. I love it when you do your CEO posts.