I know that some of you have been inspired by Occupy Oakland & Wallstreet. We understand your enthusiasm for this effort, however we have heard rumors about "Occupy Kargas Inc" and this concerns us.
As CEO of Kargas Inc, I want to make sure that you are fully informed about our financials. For starters, we are not a profitable organization, furthermore unlike most CEO's in our country I do not receive a salary, nor any bonus what-so-ever. That is correct. NO BONUS!
I also want to insure you that the senior leadership of this organization works incredibly hard. Vacation days? Zero. Sick days? Zero. Holidays? None.
And the hours? Just yesterday I was called into meetings at 12, 2 and 4:30 am. I am not afraid of hard work. Around the clock.
So please, consider the facts before you protest.
But if you must protest please follow the following guidelines:
- Inside voices.
- If vandalizing, please use only the Crayola washable markers.
- Remember to practice non-violence. Usually protesters do not hit each other. There is typically no biting at rallies.
Thank you for your cooperation in these matters.